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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’m more concerned about her producing more crotch goblins, to be honest.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Maybe she'd quietly discover that there are acceptable reasons for someone to have an abortion (in a very her-shaped limited circumstances kind of way) instead.

[–] flightyhobler@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Abortion clinics are full of these self-righteous individuals, who judge everyone else walking in as inferiors, and themselves having the only good reason to do it.