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People are shocked when the bad boyfriend (google) that people warned them about, do highly unethical things. That boyfriend only exists to use & abuse you, it has no other purpose anymore.
That "boyfriend" just makes money, he doesn't know or even care about your existence.
That boyfriend was once sweet, caring, quirky, and innovative once. He tried many things and was better than his older two brothers, the hip one who charged too much and the lame one that your parents were forced to deal with.
Somewhere along the way, he forgot his roots and became Jennifer Lopez.
His name is Jennifer Lopez, he likes burritos, and tacos