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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon lives the dream (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Coming home to an empty house is fucking awesome and one of the best parts about living alone

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think he means empty in that he'll never be able to afford any furniture.

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I knew a guy like that. I used to drive him to/from work all the time after he got his DUI. When my apartment flooded, he let me crash for a few days. He had a couch, a coffee table, a huge TV, the same computer my parents had when I was in middle school, and a mattress on the floor. That was his entire apartment. Except he could afford furniture, he just spent it all on women and booze. Wonder what he's up to now.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

From your description, probably women and booze.