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California farmers to destroy 420,000 peach trees after Del Monte collapses (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This will all make more sense when you're out of your mom's basement.

Gotta be one of my favorite attempts at an insult because you better be right or else it just doesn't hit at all.

Sorry bud. Better luck next time.

[–] DaleGribble88@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not sure about your living situation, but after reading that back and forth, I gotta say, you haven't metaphorically left your mom's basement. Capitalism has a specific meaning, and capitalism is when markets exists is not it.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Ok guy. Nice strawman.

[–] DaleGribble88@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

Whatever makes you feel big, buddy