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[–] ActualGrapesTasteGreen@piefed.zip 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Something something speck of dust something something plank in your own eye. I don't remember or care enough to look it up.

Dude doesn't believe what he's preaching.

[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Do any of these “famous” preachers?

I don’t know who this guy is but I remember that Kenneth Copeland guy looked and behaved more like the antichrist than a devout Christian with all his scamming people out of donations for his third private jet thing.

And it’s nothing new either. Genesis already made a song about it in the 80s I think.

Genesis already made a song about it in the 80s I think.

Is that the one about how he'll be "watching you" because Jesus is always watching?

[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 5 points 1 day ago

My bible said "first cast out the beam from thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote from thy brother's eye" but everyone has their own favorite