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Dont chew gum in church, youre not a goat – Pastor David Oyedepo issues strict rules to members, sparks reactions (globalhublet.com)

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[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Do any of these “famous” preachers?

I don’t know who this guy is but I remember that Kenneth Copeland guy looked and behaved more like the antichrist than a devout Christian with all his scamming people out of donations for his third private jet thing.

And it’s nothing new either. Genesis already made a song about it in the 80s I think.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Genesis already made a song about it in the 80s I think.

Is that the one about how he'll be "watching you" because Jesus is always watching?