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[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 28 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

If it's a one in a million baby there would still be around 300 of them in the US.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The chance that some lifeless fella sitting on an office chair, wearing bicycle shorts and rubbing the outline of their pud through the fabric instead wrote this is far higher.

And I could be off by an order of magnitude, given my lack of familiarity with baby abandonment. 3000-30 feels like a safe spread

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 14 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Well.... it's half past 6 in the morning....and I think that's enough internet for today.....

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

seriously i was having a shitty day and then i read that. i'm going back to bed.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Hopefully bed treated you better than OP

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

I got out of bed and I regret it. It is a two empanada day

There was a cat in bed if I remember. It is such a distant memory. Like a fart in the wind.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Oh....oh no....I ALWAYS get at least two empañadas....am...am I broken?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Oh, no, I just graze all day. I brunch on a single empanada and a teensy coffee like I'm French or something