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Man Found With Meth Pills Shaped Like Mario Is Going To Prison (www.gamespot.com)

submitted 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) by FTonsilStones@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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A man is going away on charges that he distributed drugs "shaped like cartoon characters."

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[–] Watermark710@piefed.social 13 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The MDMA pills I buy are shaped like the Transformers logo. I keep them locked up where no kids can get to them. They're in a locked safe, in a locked room.

[–] notwhoyouthink@lemmy.zip 11 points 8 hours ago

Used to roll, can confirm that MDMA and E typically come in fun shaped pills and have since at least the early 2000’s. Nothing new here, just a headline for pearl clutchers.