this post was submitted on 18 May 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 23 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Riker, alas, started off beardless

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

once he was bearded, or maybe a back injury too idk, he started taking seats and side kicking ass.

[–] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago

It was the space herpies. Dude couldn't keep it in his pants.