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Hmm, who is the disabled crewmember the greentext is referring to in TNG?
The most obvious answer is Geordi La Forge, but I am sure there are more
Boccoli
The barrel incident.
Whole new spine
That was a really good episode. Funny because barrels, but really cut into the heart of personal agency and what it means to people.
That was the episode that really made me fucking hate Crusher, both for her conduct and her attitude afterwards.
Riker has an issue where he can’t sit down like a sentient being.
He can sit, it's just his way of getting to that point which is strange
Captain Picard was bald
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yes, something like that
No goofier haircut than cutting them all down to the skin
Didn't let that stop him getting that space tang like Kirk tho
Riker, alas, started off beardless
once he was bearded, or maybe a back injury too idk, he started taking seats and side kicking ass.
It was the space herpies. Dude couldn't keep it in his pants.
Shrek voice: “I’m gunna eeeat youuu!”
There were several wom*n on board (sorry to use a slur.)