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title from subheadline so still the original headline. superheadline is "Trump's windswept hair: Untangling fake images from real photos"

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[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 31 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It's well known that he had scalp reduction surgery. According to his first wife, Ivana, it was so painful that he beat her in a rage.

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

If anyone else is wondering what that surgery is, it's to remove bald spots.

Recommend not searching it, the pictures were not great (not showing the surgery, but the results). I'm sure you've seen much worse, but why take the hit?

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As shown in The Apprentice movie where he subsequently raped her.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I knew about the movie, and really didn't want to see it. Now I want to see it less.

But I would like to think that in the future someone will remake Mel Brooks' "The Producers" and the unproduceable play will be about Donnie...

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago

I did see a German video where they sang "Springtime for Trump", but it looks like it got taken down.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

IIRC it was a surgeon that she had used and recommended to him.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Feels weird upvoting this one...

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 points 14 hours ago

Don't shy away from ugly facts.

People have to look at things clearly if they want improvement