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title from subheadline so still the original headline. superheadline is "Trump's windswept hair: Untangling fake images from real photos"

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[–] stretch2m@infosec.pub 27 points 11 hours ago

No need for fakes. He is hideous in every picture he's ever taken. What's more, he's ugly inside, and it shows on his fat, orange face.

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I don’t give a fuck! I don’t want to see his fucking face!

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 hours ago

Same! Why do I keep clicking on these things?? Ugh

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 39 points 12 hours ago

Doesn't matter which are real and which are fake he still looks like shit and is a piece of shit.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 28 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

It's well known that he had scalp reduction surgery. According to his first wife, Ivana, it was so painful that he beat her in a rage.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago

As shown in The Apprentice movie where he subsequently raped her.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

IIRC it was a surgeon that she had used and recommended to him.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Feels weird upvoting this one...

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 9 hours ago

I saw a clip from 2016 earlier today. Holy shit, he looks terrible lately.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 2 points 12 hours ago

Is it fake if it captures his fetid essence?