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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 66 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (4 children)

Wade Mode is a feature in the Tesla Cybertruck that allows it to drive through shallow water by raising the suspension and pressurizing the battery to protect it from water and debris. It is designed for use in bodies of water up to approximately 32 inches deep at slow speeds of 1-3 mph.

Should have called it creek mode.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Everything I’ve learned about flood water makes me think this “wade mode” thing is a lawsuit waiting to happen, especially given all the cybertruck’s other issues (like the hidden emergency door handles.)

Can’t see the bottom of the road due to all the fast-moving, murky water? “Don’t worry, I’ve got wade mode!” - famous last words before driving a cybertruck into a concealed ditch and getting swept away by unseen, underwater currents.

As if foolish people need extra confidence to do dangerous things. I might trust a traditional truck with this feature, but that’s just because most other vehicle manufacturers don’t appear to be trying to kill their customers. Tesla, on the other hand…

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 17 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

32 inches

That's 81cm. Up to! That means, you need to stay below that. Since no natural body of water has completely even ground this effectively means if deeper than knee-deep you risk your battery exploding.

Something I'm sure any normal truck could handle without an extra mode.

I mean EVs are better of course, but why make a truck that is too low and probably has the battery at the bottom like normal Teslas do... Why, oh why, Elon. Choke on your stupid business decisions and unsold bad quality products.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

The way the vehicle is tilted on one side it definitely went over that. Crazy they decided to take it in there, and that far.

[–] Kaligalis@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

The lower the mass sits, the better the truck handles.
If you have something heavy (like a battery pack) which you need to include in the design somewhere, putting it as low to the ground as safely possible is the right choice. So that's not a stupid decision at all. It's what literally all EV makers do because it's objectively the right way to place the battery pack.

Watching that clip, I don't see the typical signs of a battery fire. So I guess, wade mode did in fact keep the battery dry. Wading through a stream reaching to the top of the wheels would probably work fine. But if you stay in the water, it eventually gets through to some electronics and power is cut off by the overcurrent protection. So just don't do that.

[–] mimavox@piefed.social 1 points 7 hours ago

Yeah, I mean why not make a normal truck design with the battery in the cargo area?

[–] Damage@feddit.it 14 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Normal trucks can wade water as high as their air intake, which usually is above one of the front wheels, inside the fender. You can go a bit above that for short distances if you keep a good momentum and create a wave in front of you, but that's risky.

Of course modern trucks, having turned from work to luxury vehicles, may have issues.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Not that I know such things but from what I know you don't want to unless you've waterproofed the electrical connections. You might be able to but it will accelerate corrosion.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Old trucks dgaf, 12-24V circuits handled water just fine, after all they already are splash (and pressure wash) proof. And if you don't have electronic injection, the engine only needs electricity for the starter motor.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Old trucks gaf. Idk why you'd think otherwise. Most plugs are not expected to be submerged. If you go so old that there's no powertrain electronics (which tends to also predate water resistant electrical connections), water is still going to accelerate corrosion at connections, especially chassis ground taps. Submerging it is how you ask for undiagnosed gremlins. Sounds fine for a trail rig, doesn't sound fine if you still want your legally mandated lights to function.

Plus, it's especially problematic when you get water inside the cabin. Tons of unprotected connections in there.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 1 points 3 hours ago

In MY old truck, which I rarely got into the water because the water near where I live would have carried me away, the lowest electrical components in the cabin would have been on top of the center console. Well, if you exclude the courtesy lights in the doors.
And while I didn't get it in the water often, I knew plenty of people who did, we had a brand fan club.

Unfortunately my offroading days are long behind me, so I don't know what's the norm today.

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

work to luxury vehicles

Still plenty of work trucks about. They didn't stop making them because some pavement princess wanted all the options.

[–] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Totally disagree. Every single generation the bed gets smaller, the body gets bigger and the engine is moved further back for a lower center of gravity.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

37%

Hmm, same % you see again and again in US political polls. Coincidence?

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world -1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Again you're just comparing the top of the line options.

A single cab 150 is still available to purchase.

You've been done in by someone pushing an agenda by obscuring facts.

[–] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

And yet, find me one parked on a lot (you know, where fleets buy from). In fact, look at every work truck* you see on your way home and count how many are reg cabs vs ext 4 door /crew with a 5.5 ft box. Bet you irl you see at least 4 crew to every reg, if not more.

Work truck: something with company decals or ladders / equipment attached.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 1 points 6 hours ago

Yeah but the engine, suspensions, etc have shifted towards comfort rather than ruggedness, and those are mostly the same for all models.

That said I come from a place where we are used to real work vehicles, say Mercedes sprinter or Iveco Daily, and the comparison to American pick-up trucks is just ridiculous.

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

air intake, which usually is above one of the front wheels, inside the fender.

That sounds wrong. Even on my normal car it's at the top of the whole engine compartment, thus slightly higher than inside the fender, and less likely to get water sprayed.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 4 points 11 hours ago

If you search "truck snorkel" images, where the tube starts on the outside is where the air filter intake is.

[–] phant@lemmy.world 16 points 18 hours ago

Blocked storm water drain puddle mode?

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Wading is specifically for shallow water. I think it's aptly named.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

That depends on how deep you go. You can definitely wade in a lake as long as you turn back soon enough. Apparently, the one in the OP never got deep enough to exceed the rating.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

This one definitely exceeded the rating. Its slanted on one side pretty deep. Earlier in the video it was okay and not exceeding it.

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Interestingly, it appears to drift in the videos - unclear if while it is powered on if it exceeds the depth rating. I lean towards no? I can't find any extended section of the video where it is either foundering or floating while in motion.

It 100% exceeds the depth rating later (like in your screencap), but it's floating or sliding into deeper water after being bricked.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Ya i was just going off the video in this post where it skips from 'acceptable' height to you're fucked height. Its possible it failed in the stated limits as well, we just dont see it.