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[–] BehindetheClouds@reddthat.com 9 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

As somebody who's been to South Africa, this is really funny to me. Especially considering my heritage is all-purpose dough and nobody bothered to genocide me while I was there.

South Africa has a lot of problems, genocide ain't one of them.