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[–] BehindetheClouds@reddthat.com 8 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

As somebody who's been to South Africa, this is really funny to me. Especially considering my heritage is all-purpose dough and nobody bothered to genocide me while I was there.

South Africa has a lot of problems, genocide ain't one of them.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

Do whatever and Just call it an emergency

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Trump importing Republican voters again, i see?

[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 hour ago

he's bringing in his own voters and people to give guns too. they aren't American and will have zero issues in shooting civilians. he will ramp up is assault on citizens.

[–] thlibos@thelemmy.club 7 points 8 hours ago

When does Die Antwoord arrive?

[–] WatDabney@sopuli.xyz 45 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The US is truly a kakistocracy.

[–] inari@piefed.zip 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Democracy, for better or worse, is a popularity contest

[–] ink@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 hours ago

the electoral college is about who can gerrymander more districts. we would be better off if it were actually about popularity.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 18 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Has anybody thought about their plight? Like, they have no servants here. How is that living?!

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

I heard the last batch a lot of them went back because America is to dangerous.

[–] newton@feddit.online 3 points 10 hours ago

Maybe use Black americans ? /s

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

I heard it's not the upper class that's going there

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 17 points 15 hours ago

How are previous comments about how stupid this is not automatically included?