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Mt two favorite fun facts are geography facts.
If you start in Detroit and head south the first foreign country you will hit is Canada
The pacific entrance of the Panama Canal is east of the atlantic entrance.
Human butthole wrinkles are unique, like a fingerprint.
Squat on the inkpad, perp.
This is how I unlock my phone.