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Maybe i'm weird, or mentally ill, but:
I just want a wife who makes her own lunch and wants to live in a 750K house and have 1 kid.
What women I meet want: to quit their job, have no kids, and live in a $5 million dollar house while i work 60+ hour weeks to pay for her to travel every other month for week long trips around the globe w/ her besties with minimum spends of about $30,000 a trip, and we have a paid servants to make us meals, clean, and in home personal trainer.
Meanwhile I'm over here cooking myself food, cleaning my own place, train myself, and DIY on my car/bike/house. But hey, I'm a 'loser' over here, living within my means and being happy about it rather than endlessly unhappy because of what I don't have and I think that I 'deserve' to have.