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Anon asks a girl out (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 56 points 11 months ago (3 children)

You miss 100% of the chances you don't take.

Good on anon.

[–] Hyperreality@kbin.social 29 points 11 months ago (4 children)

You say that, but now I've been electronically tagged for hanging around a train station toilet naming people's penises.

[–] the_blast_of_us@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago

Joe, get off of Lemmy

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Can... Can you name mine?

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Squiggly boi

[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Xandorp Writhingshame

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

What kind of names do you give them?

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

How's your half-brother Fabio?

[–] moriquende@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but also chances sometimes are coupled to contra-chances that trigger instead and are scary enough to warrant avoiding the whole thing.

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We need to teach young men that it's okay to be rejected when asking a girl out and not to be so hard on themselves.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

And also teach young women that rejection doesn't mean looking at them with a disgusted look and saying "Ew!!"

tHe WoRsT sHe CaN sAy Is No

No. No it's not.

[–] CJOtheReal@ani.social 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When all those chances are realistically 0 it doesn't matter...

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

Are you okay my friend?