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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 23 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Driving around locked, loaded and the safety off. The gun owner is a fucking idiot and should not be allowed to own firearms.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 10 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

That's our wonderful american culture for you.

iamverysmart + iamverybadass + iliveinconstantfear

=

et tu, dogé?

[–] WhyDoYouThinkThat@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

this is such a weird way to use an education in latin

[–] ecvanalog@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

I just figured he was a big fan of the Spin Doctors.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 18 hours ago

I thought of it as a Julius Caesar reference, but I'll take what I can get, lol.

[–] CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think she will make this mistake again.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Wasn't the woman's truck, dog, or gun. But that'll teach her to live in Nebraska.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Getting shotgun blasted by a dog isn't even in the top ten worst things about living in Nebraska.

Source: I'm a Midwestern cultural refugee.

Good thing: potato salad.