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[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 26 minutes ago

GUNS AREN'T THE PROBLEM, IT'S DOGS

[–] rustyricotta@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 minutes ago
[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 49 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 44 minutes ago

JFC its been forever since I've heard about, or even seen, him.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 points 50 minutes ago

The only thing stopping a bad woman with a gun is a good boy with a gun.

[–] Coleslaw4145@lemmy.world 4 points 20 minutes ago

Its crazy how a dog can just buy a shotgun in the US with no background checks.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 hours ago

He can't keep getting away with this!

[–] Dryad@lemmy.world 17 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

This is no time to get political. Lots of thoughts and prayers. Remember, guns don’t kill people, people kill people /s/

[–] Hawk5000@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Guns don't kill people, dogs kill people.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

First a quadruple amputee, now a dog...

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Good that Woman with a shotgun could have done real damage.

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 hours ago

You've heard of good guys with guns, now get ready for good boys with guns.

[–] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not joking, this is the plot line to an episode of 30 Rock.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Only because this is literally a thing that happened before (probably more than once). This country is a joke.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 38 minutes ago

And we still have no microwave with a ham setting!!!

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago

Never a bad time to mention that besides killing almost 3 people per day american cops also shoot a huge number of dogs per year.

The Department of Justice estimates that American police officers shoot 10,000 pet dogs in the line of duty each year. It is impossible to ascertain a reliable number, however, because most law enforcement agencies do not maintain accurate records of animal killings. The tally may be substantially higher, and some suggest it could reach six figures.
...some animals have been deliberately shot and killed under questionable circumstances, including through doors or while tied, running away, or hiding. Studies show that some officers shoot pets unnecessarily, recklessly, or in retaliation, and that subsequent civilian complaints are investigated inadequately. Moreover, not every animal that police officers shoot is a large dog that may be more likely to pose a genuine risk to human safety—or even a dog at all. Police claiming a threat to human safety have shot puppies, Chihuahuas, Miniature Dachshunds, and domestic cats, among other pets. In some tragic cases, bullets missed their nonhuman targets and injured or even killed human bystanders instead.

[–] middlemanSI@lemmy.world 44 points 9 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 1 points 36 minutes ago

Did the pigs empty 20 or 30 rounds into it? Then I guess not.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 25 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

More like "Unqualified gun owners criminal neglect kills woman at convenience store."

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

there are no qualifications for gun ownership in Nebraska.

only a 5 states require a license for a shot gun, in the form of a Firearms ID. They require no coursework on training.

Typically you only need to take a gun safety class if you are buying a handgun, and even then only a dozen states require that.

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Found the dogs defense attorney

[–] sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works 17 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

She wasn't killed but your point stands: The headline, while obviously being clickbaity and maybe even trying to be funny hides the underlying problem:

Somehow, the dog had triggered the shotgun – which had a live round chambered – to fire, damaging the vehicle and striking a female passerby.

[...]

It is illegal in Nebraska to drive with a loaded shotgun in your vehicle.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 32 minutes ago

Every law follows a necessitating incident. Why are people so stupid? I have a shotgun, and while it is loaded, I never had an inclination to keep it chambered for any reason.

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

That's what the dog wants you to think 🐕

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

So I guess now is a time to talk about mental health...

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