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No. I've had lots of kinds of relationships. dozens. short, long, one night stands, casual to we're going to get engaged serious.
and the all end because of bullshit. hypocrisy, lying, cheating or otherwise being dishonest about themselves or their intentions.
I don't bullshit or lie to people, I think it's pretty easy to do, personally. But I understand that for many people relationships are built on bullshit and lies, and nothing of substance and they don't know anything else is possible.
my favorite is the women who wanted to be no strings casual, but got bitter and jealous if they found out I was seeing someone else, but thought it was total legit for them to sleep around with whomever they wanted, but if I did that it was misogyny or abuse and when I laughed and walked away they were enraged, because the rules mutually agreed to only apply to her, not to me, or something.
You don't build on the bullshit and lies, but around it. It's a pain-in-the-ass, but so is dealing with a snitch who is incapable of lying. Personally, I tell my wife and kids to throw me under the bus as needed to get them out of awkward conversations and commitments they don't want to make. "My dad won't let me do that" works a treat. The latest was "my dad won't let me commit insurance fraud"(like I particularly care about insurance fraud, but my limits are surprisingly more restrictive than some we know who would never admit it).
cool. i'd want nothing to do with you or your wife if that's how you interact with other people. you sound like your both happy being shitty to other people together.
Nah, my wife is much more like you, and it's often exhausting, although she's learned a bit across the decades.
You're a little old to be equating the capacity to lie to get by, doing even the bare minimum to preserve your own and others' dignity, and feelings, with "being shitty". As if euphemism and metaphore are just "cool story-telling tricks we developed for some reason", or human recall doesn't make AI hallucinations look almost par for the course of actual intelligence.
No wonder you're single.