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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Neo, wake up! (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 hours ago by MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 37 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I love these. Just the idea of him being a frat bro is hilarious to me.

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It could do with a few strategically placed "bro"s though

[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 17 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Bro needs to come back to our planet we destroyed in which there is no more steak and only paste.