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Anon goes on a diet (lemmy.today)

submitted 11 months ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 152 points 11 months ago (10 children)

Find a better pizza place, anon

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 11 months ago (8 children)

True. Fast food pizza really does taste like ketchup on toast though, and the cheese tastes like rubber.

I had Taco Bell the other night, could barely even finish it without vomiting.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 17 points 11 months ago

Sounds like you need to find a better fast food place too!

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