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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 9 months ago

Had he said he's using a condom, but no mention of that. His dick will fall off and we'll all laugh. But he's not gay, bro.

I believe that they'd be the best blowjobs, what with the other parties knowing what a blowjob feels like. But I have no urge to find out.