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if you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house... (slrpnk.net)
submitted 9 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 42 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If you ever get lost in the woods, build a shed. Someone will come out and ask if you have a permit to build that.

[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

Or give friendly advice on where you went wrong with the cold pit, your choice of ground insulation materials or just sigh that you don't have an EDC kit with Paracord before demonstrating their own kit in smallest detail

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wrong.

Pound a piece of lathe into the ground.

A dozer will be there in 5 minutes to knock it over.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lathe?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A piece of survey stake

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not this?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yeah, pound that machine into the ground and it will magically attract a bulldozer 😄