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submitted 9 months ago by 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 86 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Does that mean the rent is reduced? I'll move in tomorrow! Bring in extra ghosts if it will save money!

[–] Pissnpink@feddit.uk 50 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I like how you didn't even write "buy." You went straight to rent.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 39 points 9 months ago (1 children)

OP being realistic because the owner will just hike the price and put in "haunted by a sexy ghost" as an extra unique feature.

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Yeah, wouldn't want to make the movie unbelievable.

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Too young to own property...

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 14 points 9 months ago

Hey but if we play our cards right and get murdered in the right house maybe we can still possess a home.

[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

"Mary I swear to god if you don't have your share of the rent tomorrow I'm calling the Ghostbusters!"

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Beetlejuice would understand in this economy. He'd probably help find cool extra ghosts for you.

[–] InputZero@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

Beetlejuice wouldn't understand, he's a used car salesman and a bad one at that. He would probably offer under the current market value though. Not even he's that crazy. Ultimately he's in it for the game, not the prize.