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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 132 points 11 months ago (3 children)

She's definitely going to harvest his organs

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

Ah, probably wasn't using most of them anyways.

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They probably aren't worth much to much cholesterol

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

I can’t believe it’s not butter!

[–] kromem@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

No, just harvest his green card.