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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon goes on a tinder date (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] JustUseMint@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How in the living fuck does this not come up in your first conversation with them

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Boobs

[–] don@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They do often make for an excellent distraction, one must admit

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

It wouldn't be so bad a distraction if they didn't boob so boobily.