Remember ... these are the people saying "yes" to spending time with OP.
this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2024
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Neat, wanna fuck?
Don't you mean neet (not in education, employment, or training) 😂
How in the living fuck does this not come up in your first conversation with them
Boobs
They do often make for an excellent distraction, one must admit
It wouldn't be so bad a distraction if they didn't boob so boobily.
Did this person forget what Tinder is for?
Who cares if she runs a puppy mill or was lead programmer for Doom and Quake before giving several high profile high tech investment failures?
If your girl has great hair, a sultry voice, and a critically-reviled shooter they delayed into irrelevance by switching engines twice, that ain't your girl, that's John Romero.
Fuck Romero, Tommy Tallarico’s mom is very proud of him.
Harris saying "I know you're watching this, I've seen you comment on videos with a hundred views" might be the hardest anyone has ever been known.
Harris is a treasure.
This is my coworker, she's a new hire, actually seems cool though.
If they have the financial stability or storage due to other things, I don't see the problem
oh really, that sounds exhausting
... we should go to bed
Said no one ever.
Well, nice meeting you. Have a nice life. Goodbye.
Y'all need to recognize the signs of rich parents better.