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Anon is no angle (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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>be me
>lifting in the garage
>mom walks in with a plate of tendies with chinese sauce
>always told mom to not to come to the garage while I lifted
>always told mom to never look me in my eyes while I lifted (its where my demons hide)
>she made eye contact
>the plate fell from her hands
>the young man she had been raising had turned into a FUCKED UP beast
>she covers her mouth with both her hands as she lets out a yelp
>turns around and runs away
>put the rusty barbell down
>calmly walk up to the mirror and smash it as I see the beast too
Gosh dang it /fit/, we were gonna go shopping this weekend. What do I do now?

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[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 74 points 8 months ago (1 children)

A sauce of Chinese origin one would assume

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 54 points 8 months ago (2 children)

As one might get with a succulent Chinese meal? At McDonald's???

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Localised entirely in your kitchen?!?

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

And my axe!

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes. I see you know your Judo well.

[–] zip@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 8 months ago

UNHAND MY PENIS!