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[–] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 34 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Why go yo a strip club, never understood that. Get an escort that offers sex.

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Sure, I'll just head down to the gf store real quick.

[–] DreamySweet@ani.social 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You can find Ifrit in the Fire Cavern near Balamb Garden.

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is important information, thank you for sharing it

[–] DreamySweet@ani.social 3 points 11 months ago

You're welcome! I hope it helps you get a GF.

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Take me with you.

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

TBH I'm on the spectrum but playing tons of CRPGs taught me how to empathize. After I got that realization when I was in college my social life got exponentially better. Even when I went to a high school reunion my old high school friend told me that I was unrecognizable.

I even managed to get married with someone who's way outta my league.

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Too much investment with too little return if you're a misogynist.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago

Different price ranges and levels of convenience, I've found.

[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

lol. its really not difficult to find sex at a strip club in most states. the girls call them extras.

not all of them will offer it though so you cant expect it either

edit: specified a state and realized I didn't need to. added disclaimer so as to not encourage violence/coercion against sex workers.