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Anon has a realization about his dating life (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 40 points 11 months ago (23 children)

Go spend it at a strip club, at least. You'll have a better time.

[–] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 34 points 11 months ago (11 children)

Why go yo a strip club, never understood that. Get an escort that offers sex.

[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

lol. its really not difficult to find sex at a strip club in most states. the girls call them extras.

not all of them will offer it though so you cant expect it either

edit: specified a state and realized I didn't need to. added disclaimer so as to not encourage violence/coercion against sex workers.

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