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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon goes to mcdonalds (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Honestly I want to do this sometimes when someone pulls into my Burger King drive thru and asks if we have a cheeseburger meal.

Burger King.

Asking if we have a cheeseburger meal.

No sorry you'll have to go somewhere else.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 11 months ago

“Sir, it’s called a Whopper with cheese. Unless you order it that way, I am legally not allowed to fulfill your order.”