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[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

unironically calls people wagies

Sounds pretty beta to me

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Believes in the whole "alpha-beta" shtick.

So definitely a "beta".

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

True alphas like me know it's all bullshit.

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Unironically ironically calls people beta

[–] DroneRights@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Fun fact: in nature, alphas are parents and betas are their children. Omegas are grannies.

So if you live in mum's basement, you're definitely a beta

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As in wage slave or something?

[–] Amends1782@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Amends1782@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

Its a 4chan term lol for what is really a normal person with a job. The opposite being a NEET (Not in Education, Employment or Training) which is considered a positive thing there :p

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

4mies are frequently known for being complete fucking idiots.

[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

nah that's the right response. there's nothing to be said. you came in for a burger, they cant give you a burger, no need to waste more time than that

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

While that does seem efficient, there's no way I wouldn't be too curious to ask what in the living hell is going on that a McDonald's can't produce a burger.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Anon probably banned from this McD due to prior incidents

[–] Schmeckinger@feddit.de 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I went to a burger king and they didn't have any chicken patties, because of supply issues during covid. So I ordered something else.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 months ago

At least you asked why they couldn't give you a chicken burger.

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

So I ordered something else.

What? What does this even mean?! I’d have flown to the opposite side of the country to find a location that has what I want. Y’know, like a normal person.

[–] spudwart@spudwart.com 2 points 11 months ago

> Work at mcdonalds

> All out of burgers until the delivery in 2 hours.

> Still breakfast hours.

> Guy rolls up "Yeah can I get a cheeseburger"

> Shocked at his question.

> Just flat out say "no."

> Awkward silence

> Car Drives off

> 2 hours later get delivery

Do you think someone would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But they DO have a cheeseburger on the menu. So either they were out or the clerk was just fucking with him.

Whatever the case may be, anon IS a beta for just accepting no as answer and not trying to figure out which of these was true.

[–] yata@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

So either they were out or the clerk was just fucking with him.

Or they made it up. I know it is shocking, but people sometimes lie on the internet.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Honestly I want to do this sometimes when someone pulls into my Burger King drive thru and asks if we have a cheeseburger meal.

Burger King.

Asking if we have a cheeseburger meal.

No sorry you'll have to go somewhere else.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 11 months ago

“Sir, it’s called a Whopper with cheese. Unless you order it that way, I am legally not allowed to fulfill your order.”

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist - OP was in an actual civilised country where "Yeah can I get a cheeseburger" is just rude as fuck 😂

"A dunno, can ye ya fud?"

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There's a difference between rude and casual, chode.

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Not where I'm from, chappy.

Behold the above - No greeting or recognition of the other person, no please, no thanks. Not "could you let me have" but "Can I get"

Yanks here wondering why people are rude to them when they go abroad lmao

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

Yanks here wondering why people are rude to them when they go abroad lmao

Non-yanks straight up inventing shit and calling it the norm because they’ve no other way to feel better about themselves is peak dumbfuckery lmao

Your head’s so far up your fucking arse that it’s coming back around for a third pass lmao

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 11 months ago

“It is a hallmark of our civilization that we have done away with civilization entirely.”

LOL.
LMAO, even.

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lol “Could you let me have”. Why so verbose? Just use “May I have”.

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Lol missed the important bit about recognising the server as a fellow human, then thanking them.

Yous are fucked

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago
  • Twats on about lack of civility from yanks.

  • Decides the internet is an exception and feels justified twatting on about lack of civility.

Yous is fucked