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[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (10 children)

This, when I got out of the you need to chase phase I started having much more success on the dating aspect of social life.

Shooting your shot early works best, if they're not interested no harm no foul. I've even had one become my wingman basically and introduced me to her friends. And let me tell you my dudes, girls make the best wingman.

[–] quindraco@lemm.ee -2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Shooting your shot early is functionally the definition of creepy.

EDIT: As of when I'm typing this, 18 creepy neckbeards were very upset I said the truth out loud like that.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You have to follow actual social clues and not try to just fuck every women that talks to you for 10 minutes. If you do that, "early" just means "at the right time."

[–] quindraco@lemm.ee -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's what the original 4chan poster was doing. It's good advice.

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

After going out for coffee and texting regularly for a month, I think the right time could've probably come sooner.

The shot wasn't even made by the end of it.

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