thinking about making a move
If you're wondering where he went wrong... Make your intentions clear my dudes!
this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2023
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This, when I got out of the you need to chase phase I started having much more success on the dating aspect of social life.
Shooting your shot early works best, if they're not interested no harm no foul. I've even had one become my wingman basically and introduced me to her friends. And let me tell you my dudes, girls make the best wingman.
Show us a picture of your face.
Shiiit well, duh. Of course, Yung Sheo pullin' game. All his girls Akaviri or daedric
Shooting your shot early is functionally the definition of creepy.
EDIT: As of when I'm typing this, 18 creepy neckbeards were very upset I said the truth out loud like that.
You have to follow actual social clues and not try to just fuck every women that talks to you for 10 minutes. If you do that, "early" just means "at the right time."
That's what the original 4chan poster was doing. It's good advice.
After going out for coffee and texting regularly for a month, I think the right time could've probably come sooner.
The shot wasn't even made by the end of it.
Communicating your intentions in a decent way is not creepy
Not sure what you mean by "in a decent way", but too early is how you get called a creep.
As always it matters how you convey your message. if you're too blunt you're obv gonna be called out for it. Learn to be smooth and noone will call you out besides assholes.
If you're ugly or beautiful af (by social standards) it doesn't affect the outcome as much tho, because beauty privilege.
Day One
“Wanna go out on a date?”
“Who are you?…”
Lol that's what happens when you wait several weeks.
It kinda is. Girls are so used to being hit on, especially attractive girls, that they figure you're not interested unless you make your attraction clear.
SOURCE: 100 women who have told me, "I didn't think you were interested!" And much tears on my part.
Oh it's a dude, I thought it was two females based on the image at the top but no it's a dude and his female friend, which is why the other person thought they were gay and asked about their future husband.
If she so readily assumes he's gay, I think she might be gay too. But did anon ask? No.
What the fuck I fucking hate woman
One more reason that anon is gay, other than that he takes weeks to get the very obvious signal...
Misogynistic, not gay.