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The U.S. bans most common form of asbestos, after decades of pushback from industry (www.npr.org)

submitted 8 months ago by cypherpunks@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Ultraviolet@lemmy.world 39 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Cue the GOP taking a pro-asbestos stance in 3, 2, 1...

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 32 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

You know what would REALLY own us liberals? If they protested by wearing suits and masks made entirely of asbestos fiber. I don't even know what we'd do at that point.

[–] RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I hear a lot of woke trans liberal immigrant scientists say wearing an asbestos mask is bad.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 months ago

Oh, I like you!

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