Witchfire

You know what would REALLY own us liberals? If they protested by wearing suits and masks made entirely of asbestos fiber. I don't even know what we'd do at that point.

Their flavored seltzers are absolutely repulsive, and I say this as a huge seltzer drinker

I live in the city and only really ever see them parked over the curb or in the sidewalk in front of a No Parking sign. At this point I'm honestly not even sure they're capable of parallel parking.

I die inside whenever I call an Uber and a Tesla pulls up.

It's only a matter of time before the IDF latches on to that tactic, using US-funded parcels of course

I'm curious how that would affect his current ratings. Would they shoot up or would they go even deeper into the gutter?

The 5 of cups is literally the sorrow card lmao