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[–] intelisense@lemm.ee 90 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Uhhhh... Homer has three kids, surely?

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 8 months ago

Why can't I have no kids and three money??

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 32 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

According to the available tax information he has nine kids, one of which is a Vietnam veteran.

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

C'mon, Marge, the dog doesn't count as a kid.

[–] FfaerieOxide@kbin.social 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Uhhhh… Homer has three kids, surely?

Only two of them, along with his wife, love him.

[–] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 5 points 8 months ago

Maggie hates his guts.