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Dr 4Chan's Medical Advice (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by FireTower@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 77 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Just donate blood. Skip the infection risk.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 37 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I'm not donating my blood plastic for free!

[–] Synthuir@lemmy.ml 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh great, now I have to worry about DuPont and Dow coming to repo my blood.

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

I’ve got an idea for an opera…

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

New money making idea: plasma centers that filter microplastics.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 8 months ago

What if we give you a donut for it?

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They won't take my blood.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

Welp, better make an appt with the leech doctor then

[–] CheapFrottage@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It also works on forever chemicals. They studied levels of PFAS in the blood of firefighters (who are commonly exposed to high levels in the foam they use), and found a clear difference between those that regularly donated blood and those who didn’t