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Anon needs lighters (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 63 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

I am one of those NPCs that was given a schedule routine, but I only exist to serve as padding out the size of the town and have no function other than of being part of the local aesthetic.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I get it. I'm the guy in old 8 bit RPGs who hiccups to show that he's drunk and sometimes says nonsense.

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think the devs forgot to program my routine so I keep finding myself t-posing in the bathroom

[–] zerofk@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Occasionally a player may follow you around. They’re just curious how long your routine is, they’ll stop when they get bored.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't mind that, it's when they quicksave that I start sweating

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

And yet nothing ever happens, what are you worried about?

Also, do your pockets feel lighter?

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 8 points 7 months ago

Your name made me think you had a bunch of reddit awards for your comment