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[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm well aware that that's true if you're financially responsible and educated in investment. I don't think his advice is aimed at that group of people. Also in the real world people don't hand out 0% interest loans without strings very often?

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I’m well aware that that’s true if you’re financially responsible and educated in investment.

Educated in investment? Even a regular savings account will net you some return on a million dollars.

You can also be financially irresponsible in every other aspect of your life and just plunk the million dollars into a savings account and take the free money.

Also in the real world people don’t hand out 0% interest loans without strings very often?

Of course, it's a hypothetical which is why it makes his answer as stupid as it is. He's too absolute on debt and that makes him a clown, and that's coming from someone like myself who paid off a mortgage with a ~4% interest rate in 3 years.

[–] popcap200@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They used to for cars, but obviously that's a depreciating asset or w/e so it's not really the same thing.

[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Yeah that's the definition of strings attached. If they're giving you a 0% interest loan on a car, you can assume the profit margin on the sale is large enough to cover the interest, especially since car companies often own the finance companies.