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Anon is in love (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] canis_majoris@lemmy.ca 366 points 7 months ago (4 children)

If she's not running locally she's not your gf.

[–] ososalsosal@aussie.zone 128 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Care to explain these open ports?? I'm waiting!

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 79 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It was nothing more than a handshake, I swear!

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 54 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Something something “man in the middle”

[–] ososalsosal@aussie.zone 23 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I operate on zero trust

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 19 points 7 months ago

https://xkcd.com/177/

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

You bastion!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 7 points 7 months ago

Something something Middle-Out compression

[–] Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

It was a three way handshake and that's what got you in trouble.

[–] _Gandalf_the_Black_@feddit.de 72 points 7 months ago

This is the most Feddit response, I love it

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Our gf

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 19 points 7 months ago

The people's girlfriend

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 12 points 7 months ago

Whore! How many guys is she dating