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Anon figures out the secret to charisma (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 150 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Hey there, shy and introverted nerds with barely contained rage that this platform is known for! Have you tried speaking like a government official? The best way to learn how is to study videos of the third reich's chief propagandist! My life has turned around from consuming hours of nazi propaganda! But I'm totally just trying to learn how to talk like him, I promise!

[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I find Mussolini's hand motions intriguing, if someone started helicopter hand while speaking I would probable give the person attention, at least for a while

https://youtu.be/O7RVOG865OM?si=_773J1tT5hXxXCGP

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I've noticed a lot of news presenters emulating the Trump hand motions of "this is a square, this a rectangle, this is a square again."

[–] jkrtn@lemmy.ml 9 points 7 months ago

Someone edited videos to give him an accordion. If you see it once you cannot unsee it.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 7 months ago

Hm... I bet I could hold people's attention if I just vogued the entire time I was speaking 🤔

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