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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 7 months ago

Ah the old "how would you know unless you try" trick eh? I've been sexually harassed before, you can't fool me, I know the answer is "I also haven't tried chopping off my arm, should I try that too just to be sure?"

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