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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon takes the blindpill (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] qooqie@lemmy.world 96 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That last one is really cute

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 50 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I would give it a try just to pinch my nose and go "THIS? is audible" at the intro

[–] Sybilvane@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago

A-plus for authenticity, plus I feel like you've truly captured the essence of what that message sounds like. Good job!

[–] Taalen@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm in a long distance relationship, recently my girlfriend suggested we read books together by one of us reading to the other one over the phone - usually me, but occasionally the other way around. It's turned into quite a precious bedtime story routine. Sometimes I also read to her while she's cooking or doing other chores.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago

40 year old married man, my wife reads me to sleep every night. highly recommend