Not The Onion

18537 readers

1340 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

Links to news stories from...
...credible sources, with...
...their original headlines, that...
...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

kescusay@lemmy.world

144

Kim Kardashian joins Kamala Harris at White House to talk criminal justice reform (www.cnn.com)

submitted 2 years ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

47 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 127 points 2 years ago (3 children)

What a fucked up timeline we live in.

[–] Sawzall@lemmynsfw.com 38 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Effectively, a porn star helping with policies. This is normal.

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 37 points 2 years ago

I have absolutely nothing against porn stars. Pretty sure a lot of them are just nice and smart people and doing porn is just a pretty well paying job. Calling this vile cunt a porn star is an insult to people who work for their money

[–] Hackerman_uwu@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Andy was right. It’s an amazing comeback story.

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"She had cum on her back, I think"

[–] rimu@piefed.social 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's an election year and Kim Kardashian has a massive Instagram following. That's all this is.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah Harris has a “I guess this is the world now” sorta look on her face.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Meh, Elvis went to the house, was even deputized or some shit.

And he was dumber than a Kardashian, if that's possible...

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And he was dumber than a Kardashian, if that's possible...

Even if that was true, he had more talent and charisma than the entire Kardashian/Jenner clan combined in his gyrating hips alone.

[–] prole@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

Ok, but is that relevant here? How many non-violent drug offenders did Elvis get out of prison? Oh right, he did the opposite. They gave him a fucking badge and he was a fucking narc

[–] Melkath@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

The one where we kept voting for the lesser evil instead of flipping the Monopoly board.