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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon takes the blindpill (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 66 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If she is blind it works in my favor because she can't see how ugly I am on the outside. Too bad I'm also ugly on the inside :(

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Rocky!? Does your face have a pelvis!?"

"But I'm beautiful on the inside!"

"Yeah but Rocky, there's a limit!!"

[–] Ilflish@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

She can also still feel the size of your pp :(