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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon works in a high end restaurant (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 111 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There’s no juice can in the world that would melt at 500F. Even lead doesn’t melt that low. I think the person that wrote this might have been lying on the internet.

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 6 months ago (2 children)

B- But people don't lie on the internet,that would be just cruel 😞

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

You'd be hard pressed to find a single instance of this.