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RFK Jr. Lands Coveted Kevin Spacey Endorsement (www.rollingstone.com)

submitted 6 months ago by jeffw@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Pronell@lemmy.world 116 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Kevin Spacey, Woody Harrelson, Rob Schneider, Jeremy Piven, Russell Brand, Bobby Lee, and Tony Robbins are all pitching in for RFK.

It's a veritable 'Who's Who?' of 'Him? Really?'

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 82 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Damn, not Woody.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 48 points 6 months ago (1 children)

its dissapointing. he was a real 60s hippie. celebrities aren't people we should look to for guidance though. Still sad. Ol' wood

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 42 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Every time a hippie becomes a yuppie, an angel loses its wings.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

I was sure the first guy was joking, but your serious reply has me scratching my head.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 1 points 6 months ago

Yeah. Jerry Rubin becoming a capitalist still fucks me up.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 39 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm surprised he can do something besides talk about Rampart.

[–] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works -3 points 6 months ago

lol you win this comment section

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

“Not the anti-vax guy?! How could he endorse the anti-vax guy?!”

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 6 months ago

Yeah I get that but that due to him being more of an all natural hippie guy. His wife owns an all natural company and he stays in shape by doing yoga. He's been that way for years. RFK jr believes the conspiracy shit. Never forget Woody discovered that Liem was related to Chris Hemsworth after making two movies with him. He's smart but not bright.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 10 points 6 months ago

To be fair, he thought he was supporting Rampart Francis Kennedy.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 34 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Maybe if Scott Baio and Kevin Sorbo endorse him, he'll siphon voters from Trump.

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's pretty damn hard to siphon voters from Don Cheeto Poorleone, they way they've attached their face holes to his blistered pucker en masse. How else are they almost as full of shit as he is?

[–] Woozythebear@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

It's a real shame that politicians can do literally the most awful things and still have hundreds of million of people dick ride for them.

[–] Thunderbird4@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Pierce Brosnan, too

[–] Woozythebear@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

He stole the sexual assault voters from Trump

[–] vividspecter@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

Seems to be aiming for the sexual harasser crowd, as multiple of these have allegations against them.